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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have brought their famed tackiness front and center once again.

This time, the pair are famewhoring the birth of baby Jesus. Much like the pumpkin patch photos at Halloween, Doug and Courtney are grossing us out by giving us their version of “holiday spirit.”

The new photos from the couple have Doug channeling the ghost of Santa Bob and Enzyte Christmas past. Courtney, as usual, wears very little, gives us some duck lips, tosses in some silver stripper heels and voila! We have the Hutchison/Stodden family Christmas card.

Also, Courtney’s been twatting some more of her Christmas cheer, including the 12-Days of Christmas done the Stodden way.

Here are some of her best alliterative Tweets.

@CourtneyStodden: Mr. Moist Saint Nick: As I magnetically dangle this magical mistletoe above my mere mysteriousness… I imagine your mouth smooching mine…

@CourtneyStodden: Squeezing my snowballs inside of a seasonal sexy little lingerie as I begin to swing around the Christmas tree to hot rock ‘n roll hits! XOs

@CourtneyStodden: Santa of Ravishment: As I run into my room & romantically roll into bed my restless mind races as I begin to ride these risqué imaginations!

@CourtneyStodden: As the sensuous streets of LA are saturated in residual raindrop romance… I seductively dream of delicate sentiments by the fireplace…

@CourtneyStodden: Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs

@CourtneyStodden: On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties…

@CourtneyStodden: On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tees…

@CourtneyStodden: On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three thick thesauri…

@CourtneyStodden: On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three thick thesauri…

@CourtneyStodden: On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five frisky flings…

@CourtneyStodden: On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six Salacious Santas…

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