"...and on this day, ten years after the humble birth of our Savior, the Three Kings returned to Him in Bethlehem bearing gifts. One king said unto Him, "We come to you again, O Prince of Peace, with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh." The Little Lord Jesus looked at the Three Kings, smiled sweetly and thought to Himself, "Dang. I wanted a pony."
Merry Christmas. The mass is ended. Go in peace.