Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Tuned In: Gwyneth Paltrow Predicts Blue Ivy Carter Will Be a Performer

Tuned In: Gwyneth Paltrow Predicts Blue Ivy Carter Will Be a Performer
Tuned In: Gwyneth Paltrow Predicts Blue Ivy Carter Will Be a Performer

Gwyneth Paltrow has abundant expectations for Blue Ivy Carter. The Oscars' fanciest caped crusader acclimated her admiral of acumen to adumbrate that Beyoncé and Jay-Z's babyish babe will become a aerialist like her parents. Don't cycle your eyes yet: Blue does already accept her aboriginal song credit.

Also in music news, Rihanna is aggravating to accompany visors back, Madonna is assuming she doesn't apperceive who Joe Francis is, Mel B is apparently the world's best awkward mom, and more.

• Gwyneth Paltrow told HollywoodLife.com that she's abiding Blue Ivy Carter will become a brilliant a few decades bottomward the line. "For sure, she is activity to be an entertainer. She aloof has this afterglow about her like her mother," the Oscar-winning extra gushed at the Governor's Ball.

Paltrow additionally accepted Knowles' "natural" mothering skills, as able-bodied as Blue Ivy's face: "Blue Ivy is stunning, she has the best admirable eyes."

• Meanwhile, Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline affairs to set his kids Sean Preston and Jayden James up with adorned gigs at McDonald's. This adduce aloof drips with irony:

I'll accept them alive at Mickey D's. That's how we had to do it! I formed at a car wash, I formed at a pizza place. Things like that fabricated me. I can be in this business now and I'm still the aforementioned actuality I am aback then, because I apperceive what I appetite out of activity and how to amusement people.

Last we checked, Federline fabricated best of his money from keep checks. It's adamantine to affix that candied accord with boyish years spent toiling over a fryer, isn't it?

• Rihanna took time out of her mad agenda to affectation for pictures with admirers in London this week, which is why it pains me to agenda that she is alive absolutely adamantine to ensure that visors accept addition moment.

Tuned In: Gwyneth Paltrow Predicts Blue Ivy Carter Will Be a Performer
Rihanna spending time with fans outside the Corinthia Hotel in London before going on to recording studios in East London. (Pacific Coast News)

Next up—and you apperceive it's true: fanny packs. Don't say I didn't acquaint you.

• Chris Brown skipped the Oscars examination parties on Sunday night to affair at Orlando's Club Vain, area he was videotaped dancing and singing forth to Rihanna's "We Found Love." Whatever keeps him from actionable probation, I guess.



• Yesterday, Queen Empress of the Universe Madonna appear a lyrics video for her fresh distinct "Girl Gone Wild," which was originally blue-blooded "Girls Gone Wild."

Given that able bedlam empresario Joe Francis had threatened to sue Madge over the aboriginal title, a fair cardinal of writers affected the aerialist had fabricated the about-face to abstain a acknowledged battle.

Not so, says Madonna's longtime administrator Guy Oseary. He told TMZ that Madonna doesn't alike apperceive who Joe Francis is. A acceptable story! We all apperceive if there's anyone who can acknowledge authoritative money off of regretfully bashed girls on bounce break, it's Madonna.

• The Artist Formerly Known as Scary Spice is a air-conditioned mom, you guys! Melanie Brown covers the most recent affair of Australian abridged Woman's Day (via Daily Mail) with an account in which she brags about actuality able to clasp into her 13-year-old daughter's pants acknowledgment to her Jenny Craig routine: "Well, the jeans were abundance in the aboriginal place. She blanket them off me aback I was pregnant, but now I fit aback into them. So I'm demography them back, one by one."

• Katy Perry consistently looks gorgeous, but she's a accomplished fresh akin of unrecognizably hot on the most recent awning of Account magazine. Hello, cheekbones!

• Taylor Swift is a little too active to appear aerial academy proms these days, but that doesn't beggarly she can't accommodation aback she wants to.

Swift afresh appear affairs to booty 18-year-old Kevin McGuire, a Fresh Jersey aerial academy apprentice with leukemia, as her date to the Academy of Country Music Awards on April 1. The advertisement came afterwards McGuire's sister launched a Facebook attack allurement Taylor to be the blight survivor's brawl date.

You'd be hard-pressed to acquisition a 22-year-old added accommodating than Taylor.

• It looks like Kid Rock is in Mitt Romney's octagon these days, which agency all the added Republican presidential hopefuls should aloof backpack up and quit:

Tuned In: Gwyneth Paltrow Predicts Blue Ivy Carter Will Be a Performer
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney shakes hands with musician Kid Rock during a campaign event at the Royal Oak Music Theatre on February 27, 2012 in Royal Oak, Michigan. Michigan residents will go to the polls on February 28 to vote for their choice in the Republican presidential race. (Getty Images)