If you anticipation the Jersey Shore abnormality was ambagious down, anticipate again, because they're breeding.
After abstinent rumors aftermost ages that she was with child, both the New York Post and E! Account accept accepted that the Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is in actuality pregnant. Polizzi, 24, is almost three months forth with her aboriginal child, and the ancestor is reportedly Shore approved Jionni LaValle, who has been dating Snooki for aloof over a year.
Snooki's aboriginal denials about her abundance were absolutely strategic. She's already brokered a accord with US Weekly to clearly advertise the account via their awning story, while MTV bare time to breed a plan of advance surrounding the news. Snooki and MTV had ahead active on to do the aftereffect appearance alleged Snooki & JWoww vs. the World, in which the two ladies move in calm and cross the trials and tribulations of active in the affection of Jersey.
A antecedent told the Post, "MTV went into crisis approach afterwards they begin out. They’re aggravating to adumbrate it because it would abundantly affect the artistic administration of the show." And by "creative direction," they acceptable beggarly "what the hell affectionate of appearance do we accept if Snooki can't get bashed and angle up with accidental dudes?"
While MTV stresses about what to do with their potentially debauchery-less show, Snooki is already crafting means to aggrandize her brand. Will Snooki parlay her newfound ancestors angel into widespread, Kardashian-like fame? At the actual least, it's apparently a safe bet to accept she, Jionni, and babyish cardinal one will anon accept their own appearance (if not network). In the spirit of Snooki's beginning absoluteness TV empire, acquiesce us to advance a few titles. How about:
-The Spawn of Snooki
-Snooki's Rookie
-Honey, I Spray-Tanned the Kids
-Three Men and a Little Guido (featuring Situation, Pauly D, and Vinny, naturally)
-Or conceivably best appropriately: The Omen
