That's the PC, G-rated version of the following video, condensed into a single, far less funny sentence than what this rapper randomly goes off about in a new message for Kris Humphries.
"The first advice is, you dumb ass n-gga, you shouldn't have tried to wife the b-tch," Snoop says below. "She gets around, man. Did you see when Reggie took the b-tch to Africa? She was looking at the Africans cause they had bigger d-cks than his... She's cold-blooded.."
Man, Dogg. Kris could have used these words of wisdom months ago. Watch for yourselves, readers, and see what else has to say about Kim Kardashian:
Snoop Dogg Slams Kim Kardashian