Some people might say that going from George Clooney to one of the dudes from Jackass constitutes a step down for the Italian model and DWTS contestant.
Those people would be 100 percent correct, but hey. Beauty is only skin deep, right? Maybe Steve-O can please her in ways George never, ever could.
LOL. Sorry. We tried Steve.

Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis
Steve-O, yeah! Look at that Jackass land Elisabetta Canalis!
Clooney, meanwhile, has moved on from Canalis with Stacy Keibler. Much more of a lateral move if not slightly upward. The WWE alum cleans up so well.
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